English is interesting.

Yeah... You might ask, how?

With all the compre, vocab, worksheets, how on Earth can English be interesting?

Well, here's how!

I'm sure most Singaporeans know English. Now, here's the interesting part, when you don't know how to pronounce a letter, example, the letter [e]. We can substitute it with another few English letters that when read together, has the same pronunciation as the letter [e]. Here's what I meant.

A = Aei
B = Bee
C = See
D = Dee
E = Iee
F = Eff
G = Gee
H = Hech
I = Iii
J = Jay
K = Kay
L = Ell
M = Emm
N = Enn
O = Ohh
P = Pee
Q = Kill
R = Are
S = Ess (NO! I'm not going to use a_s!)
T = Tee
U = You
V = Vee
W = Double You
X = Ex
Y = Why
Z = Zack / Zee

After you substituted them, you could replace each letter in the word to make it into a new language. Examples...

Pressure
Pee Are Iee Ess Ess You Are Iee

And you could further simplify the simplified to make more simplified!

Pee Iee Iee - Pee - P
Aei Are Iee - Are - R
Iii Iee Iee - Iee - E
Iee Ess Ess - Ess - S
Iee Ess Ess - Ess - S
Why Ohh You - You - U
Aei Are Iee - Are - R
Iii Iee Iee - Iee - E

So in other words...

Pressure =
Pee Are Iee Ess Ess You Are Iee =
Pee Iee Iee Aei Are Iee Iii Iee Iee Iee Ess Ess Iee Ess Ess Why Ohh You Aei Are Iee Iii Iee Iee

Hah! I'm just talking crap.

Bye...